Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Tonight, Harry Potter ends for me...

OMGski! I am going to see the final Harry Potter movie tonight. The IMAX, in 3D!

I was taken to the Odeon cinema on Freeman Street, Grimsby, by Mr Chris Hallam, to see my first Harry Potter film, The Prisoner of Azkaban. It wasn’t a ‘date’ but I think he may have winked at me whilst I bought the popcorn...maybe he didn’t, a boy can dream.

I had previously rejected Harry Potter and all the nonsense that surrounded it. To me something that popular seemed to be massively flawed. I presume there would be no room for a personal interpretation and I would have to sit through either several hundred pages, or several hours, of meaningless crap.

As soon as Harry came on the screen, I knew that I was wrong.

After the film had finished I went to the nearest shop that sold DVD's and bought the first two films and spent that evening watching them.

My only criticism of the films is that due to changing directors and to a lesser extent, advances in technology, the vision of the Harry Potter world changed from film to film. I can accept smoother CGI but changing the whole look of the Hogwarts, give me a break!

The stories are not incredibly well written and they were even used as examples of bad writing on my degree course, however the stories are excellent. No one in a generation has captured a public like J.K.Rowling has. On top of this she has inspired thousands, if not millions, of children around the world to read. For that alone, she deserves all the riches that now lay at her door.

They say the devil is in the detail and one huge thing that I have noted is that as my own breadth of knowledge has expanded, I have come across words, symbols and myths that Rowling placed within her novels. This amount of research, in addition to such a captivating story shows what an innovative and wonderful thinker Rowling is.

I read all the books in the two weeks before the final one was put on sale. I missed university classes, I didn’t eat, I just read. I lived and breathed the stories and was saddened and delighted along the way. I felt everything you could feel when reading a book.

Lessons learnt and inspiration taken, I am very sad that it has now come to an end. Maybe it is a good thing because I can now focus on taking the positivity forward.

I will forever be saddened that I didn't go to Hogwarts...

Thursday, 21 July 2011

You are GOLD!

Comedy can be so hit and miss. I find that in the politically correct world we live in today, you’re as likely to hear stifled laughter and tutting as you are to hear a belly roar.

Comedy Gold, a monthly night held at the Old Queens Head, Islington, must by now be going down in the annals of the London comedy circuit as a place where you see the new and fresh with the jaded and famous. I have seen a host of acts there over the last three months and none have failed to intrigue me at some point or another.

My personal highlights so far:

-Seeing Mr Stephen Merchant in a room with only fifty other people whilst taking my best friend who was visiting for the week on a night out.

-Getting the aforementioned comedians autograph on the same napkin as I got Mr Dave Gorman’s autograph – sadly he was watching not performing but he did lend me his ear for the whole of the interval.

-Discovering the stand up talent of Danielle Ward, who I have now interviewed, to be published soon.

-Being scared witless by Pippa Evans as Loretta Maine.

It is one of those nights where you feel as comfortable attending on your own (I do have friends – PROMISE) as you do in a crowd. The hosts are friendly and always chat with the audience and the comedians always look like they are there for fun, not just as another stop on a 323573275 date tour. There is no selling of merchandise, no plugging, just good honest fun.

Last night (Wednesday 20 July), I saw:

DANIEL RIGBY, Winner of the BAFTA for Best Actor 2011, multi-tasker Daniel Rigby makes a welcome return to his stand-up roots in this exclusive appearance as compere extraordinaire at Comedy Gold. Inspired, inventive, surreal and silly.

PIPPA EVANS, If.Comedy Best Newcomer Nominee 2008 mostly recently seen on 'Fast And Loose'.

JAMES REDMOND, A dry, slick and subtle stand up who delivers unexpected twists and turns during his set as he reconstructs his art. You might also know him from Casualty and Hollyoaks!

MATT KIRSHEN,  As seen on NBC's show 'Last Comic Standing', 'Comedy Cuts' and 'Rude Tube'.

AND TOM STADE, You will have seen him recently on Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow!

As mentioned, Pippa Evans was a personal highlight for me, though Tom Stade almost reached her heady heights with a raw, emotive and honest set that really made you think about issues such as famine and seal clubbing.

I have always thought that the whole point of going to a comedy show was to enjoy yourself. The fact that Comedy Gold is held on a Wednesday at a bit of an out of the way venue in a nice part of town means that you get a crowd of people who really do want to enjoy themselves. The banter between performer and the audience isn’t vicious and I have never seen anyone humiliated, although there have been red faces when the more timid audience members sit near the front.

I whole heartedly recommend you go down and give it a shot. I should really say, don’t go down because if too many of you do, I won’t be able to get a seat.

Visit Comedy Gold at http://www.comedy-gold.co.uk/ and see what is coming up. It’s cheap, it’s incredible fun and you will discover something new that captures your imagination and has you googling their name for future gigs on the way home.

Sunday, 17 July 2011

Exciting...

It's all a bit too exciting...

I've hd my first piece published in the Huffington Post...I have had stuff published in the Independent and on the BBC but this is probably the biggest thing I have had published considering the potential for world wide readership.

I am also going to be the official Sheffield Wednesday correspondent for 'We are going up', a new football league website/podcast. I am very excited about this as I love Sheffield Wednesday, writing and talking. It will be excellent I am sure. I am also writing something for the best Sheffield Wednesday fan group, Wednesdayite.

All of this makes me very happy and in addition to this, I am planning a screen play. Yipee for proactive Dom!

I'm not typing much because I am on my iPhone and I am struggling with the typin still!

So long for now.

Dom
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Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Turbulence and organ donation

Today has been an extremely turbulent day. I overheard something that I shouldn’t have and it put me in a real bad mood and if I am honest, a bad place emotionally. I have worked very hard over the last few years to balance my internal ship and I am not yet used to the fact that sometimes a rug can be pulled out from under you.

The smallest thing can have a massive affect on me and so when someone repeatedly tries to break my spirit, it takes all I have not to snap. I am proud that I have not snapped but disappointed that the etiquette of the internal hierarchy means that I cannot complain. The joy of being on a temporary contract, on occasion you can’t stand up for yourself.

On the positive side, I helped someone with something this afternoon which made me realise why I do the job I do, in the sector I do it in. I am not overly smart but what I lack in brians, I make up for in heart. I can’t reveal more as I work for the NHS and as such, it is confidential, but I am happy that I went the extra mile to help someone. That’s why I do it, it is why I know a lot of people who work in the public/third sector do it and I hope I never lose that desire to help.

I don’t want to get into a needless rant about how people think that they can do your job because that would in turn, lead me down the avenue of name calling.

I would like to say though that I want people to sign up to the organ donor register and when you do, talk to your family about it and explain your decision. After your death, your family still have the power to withhold your organs, so talk to them. It can be a life saving and life changing thing you do - call 0300 123 23 23 or visit http://www.organdonation.nhs.uk

I’m not trying to be preachy but I work in an environment where a large amount of our work depends on donors. However morbid you consider it to be, please do it.

Friday, 8 July 2011

A weekend of music

Last week I went to see Liza Minnelli perform at Heywood House on Hampstead Heath. Despite my reservations, I must say that she was excellent. In fact, the whole evening was excellent although some of this can be attributed to the fact that the sun decided to stay out and we could enjoy the concert and our picnic in peace. Liza is a seasoned performer with well documented issues and even if she isn’t what she was, she certainly knows how to put on a show and give value for money.

She interspersed her songs with anecdotes from her career and even though they have all been told a thousand times, they sounded fresh. She was so very gracious to the audience and it was with what I feel was a very genuine shyness, she thanked us all for our attendance. She received two standing ovations and it was nothing less than she deserved.

On the Sunday I went to the Wireless festival in Hyde Park and saw, The Hives, Metronomy, TV on the radio, Grace Jones and Pulp!

A brief run down:

Metronomy – Incredible as they were at Glastonbury. Very intense and beautiful music to kick off a great day

The Hives – More powerful than I remember them being. Despite their ability to make most songs sound the same, their front man put in a performance that Mick Jagger would watch for inspiration.

TV on the radio – Quality and original music but just not quite my cup of tea, although very much worth a listen if you’re in the mood for trying something new.

Grace Jones – If only all 63 year old woman had an ass like hers. The leotard, hats and hula hoop were nothing compared to the voice of this powerful and evocative performer. I didn’t quite eat my words, “She’s a fucking weirdo”, although I do have a new found respect for her and her music.

Pulp – A seemingly perfect performance. I could have watched them forever. This was live music at its very best. This was hardcore.

Live music is just absolutely brilliant.

Glastonbury - Part 3

I went to Glastonbury pretty unprepared. When you speak to people who have been to Glastonbury, a glazed over look comes across their face and they will talk for so long without making any real point at all. I am a bit too practical and so I wish to offer a few tips on what happened whilst there, what I observed and how I prepared.

My top ten not so alternative or cool tips to festivals

1.       Take appropriate clothing - Are you really dedicated enough to looking cool that you will wear something so wholly inappropriate but fashionable that you will end up hiding in portaloo’s to escape the rain? They smell you know, it lingers and it will help you get laid as much as looking like a rat who stayed aboard the Titanic will.

I took: A hoodie, four t-shirts, a pair of trousers, pair of jeans, pair of shorts, six pairs of boxers, six pairs of socks and a waterproof coat.


2.       Take appropriate camping gear – I took a blow up mattress to Glastonbury and it saved me from inevitable back pain and sleepless nights. I did however forget to take a pillow and paid dear for it. It may be a pain in the arse carrying camping equipment but it is an even bigger pain in the arse having a pain in the arse.

I took: A pop-up tent, a blow up mattress, a sleeping bag.

3.       Be honest with yourself – If you know you don’t like something, don’t do it. I am not a huge fan of dance/nightclub music and as such, I didn’t attend any of the light night venues which played that type of music. It did mean that some nights me and my friends separated but we all had a good time in our own ways. There is so much to do at festivals and in particular at Glastonbury, that I genuinely believe the cliché, that there is something for everyone. To extend on this point though, you don’t have to do anything you don’t agree with. I don’t do drugs and as such, I didn’t partake. Get into the spirit but don’t compromise what you believe or you’ll not enjoy the festival.

4.       Take an appropriate amount of money – I took some alcohol with me to try and save money over the weekend and although good in theory, you are out of your tent for so long in a day that you will have little desire to carry it around and your tent is often too far away to bother going back for it. I took about three cans of cider out with me and a few cereal bars to have a nibble on and then bought alcohol and food as required. Glastonbury was relatively well priced and living in London, I even found it cheap in some areas.

I took: 12 cans of cider, 8 cans of whiskey/coke, £40 in cash and my debit card of which I withdrew £200.

5.       If you want to see a band, see them – You will always regret not seeing someone you want to see no matter how popular and ‘uncool’ they may be. It’s great to go off and watch unknown acts but if you really want to see someone, even if they are on the main stage, then see them.

6.       Leave your inhibitions at the door – Whatever they are, leave them behind. People really don’t care what you look like, what clothes you are wearing or anything like that. They care that you’re a genuine, honest, fun and friendly person. Unfortunately nothing else will do! I guarantee that if you are all of the four mentioned above, you will make friends and stretch yourself beyond what you ever thought you could do and come home a happier and more rounded person for it.


7.       Look after your possessions – I took a bum bag...not cool (see point 6) but it made me feel safe and therefore more relaxed and comfortable. I had my wallet, phone, camera and notepad in there and I was more than happy. Most other things you can replace at the festival but it would be very difficult to access cash or a phone without your cards.

8.       Live for the moment – You will have so many moments where you will know that when people think of Glastonbury, they will think of that time. You will cry with the sheer joy of existence, so embrace it. Mine were as I walked across a muddy field watching Mumford and Sons in the pouring rain and laughing until I cried because I was there, I was fucking there and no one could ever take it away from me. Also, when I looked out over Glastonbury from whilst Beyonce belted out her first number, I knew that I didn’t ever want to leave. You will have your moments, live them.

9.       Be kind to others – A stranger helped my girlfriend out of the mud when both of her wellies got stuck, that was very kind and in return we helped a child who got stuck in the mud and lost their wellies. We carried him to his parents and someone brought the wellies. It’s that whole what goes around comes around thing.

10.   Take clothes for the way home – You won’t win any prizes for being the smelliest person on a train/coach. You certainly won’t want to be sat in soaking wet clothes as you make the long journey back to wherever you have come from. It’s not cool to not take enough clothes. It’s NOT!

Thursday, 7 July 2011

Wahaca - you make me happy!

I can never put my finger exactly on why I become a ‘regular’ in some places. It tends to be restaurants rather than pubs that I become a regular in as I find that getting a good meal can be more difficult that getting a good pint and as such, more care should be taken when choosing an eatery than a drinking establishment.

One of the restaurants I frequent is pretty much everybody in London’s favourite Mexican restaurant, Wahaca. Their food is exciting, challenging on the pallet yet not scary like some restaurants. I can only imagine it would be very difficult to go in there and choose something you end up not liking. I have been going to Wahaca for about nine months and this Monday, I was invited to a screening of the cooking programme created by their co-founder, Tommi Miers. I learnt how to make guacamole (pictures to follow) and indulged in a fair few citrus fizz’s (non-alcoholic as I am on the wagon for the moment!).

Unlike most PR events I have been to, they seemed to have invited people who were already advocates of the restaurants and brand. There was a good buzz about the place as everyone mingled and felt that they had genuinely been invited as a fan of the establishment rather than what the establishment felt that they could get out of them. This meant that when everybody talked, they talked honestly. Some commented that they preferred the look of the Mexican version of a chilli dish to Tommi’s anglo-version, although they were very different and both had massive plus points. The Mexican version was deep fried and in a chili whilst the anglo-version was a fruity delight, both made my mouth water and much to my relief I had nachos and salsa to keep me going.

Everybody agreed that there was a lot more passion involved in the cooking and creation of the show than most cooking programmes. The genuine desire shown by a chef discovering new things is what is portrayed by the show. It’s on channel 5 every Tuesday at 7.30pm. Worth a watch and worth an investment in some fresh ingredients to cook along!
Tommi has said of the show:“I first visited Mexico when I was 18 and immediately fell in love with the food and the people. I am thrilled to be making this series because it is such a great opportunity to meet some of Mexico’s most interesting cooks and bring their amazing cuisine to a wider audience. Too many people think Mexican food is brown, heavy and covered in sauce. I want to show that it is fresh, exciting, bursting with flavour and above all, simple. “

Tommi Miers in her kitchen!

If you watch it and chose to cook along, use #mexmadesimple on twitter and let Tommi know how it goes!
After the screening I went upstairs with my good lady and we had dinner. She had her usual fish tacos and I have a cactus fondue! It was, well, very nice but a curious fusion of textures. It is worth trying and I would recommend it as I would trying crocodile or kangaroo in an Australian restaurant.

Below is a recipe from Tommi Miers book “Mexican Food Made Simple”. If I can make it, anyone can!

A simple roast chilli salsa

This is a quick and easy table salsa, the likes of which grace every cantina across Mexico, and it goes with anything. Once you have a feel for how to roast vegetables in a dry frying pan, start experimenting with different chillies.

Makes about a cup
Cooking time: 20 minutes

4 plum tomatoes
2 cloves of garlic, unpeeled
1 large jalapeño chilli
1 large tablespoon chopped coriander
½ white onion, finely chopped and rinsed under cold water
juice of ½ lime
a pinch of sea salt

Step 1. Gather together all of your ingredients and heat a large,
heavy-bottomed frying pan over a high heat.
Step 2. Place the tomatoes, garlic and chilli in the dry frying pan and dry roast until they are blackened, blistered and soft. The tomatoes will take a little longer, so remove the garlic and chilli first as they are cooked (about 5 to 10 minutes).
Step 3. Remove and discard the stem from the chilli and the skin from the garlic and put both in a pestle and mortar. Pound to a paste, then add the tomatoes and work them into the chilli.
Step 4. Add the coriander, onion and lime juice. Taste and check for seasoning.

NOTE This can all be done in a food processor, but you will lose the lovely rough consistency that you get with the pestle and mortar.

Roast chipotle salsa
Omit the jalapeño and raw white onion and roast an onion, chopped in quarters, along with the garlic and tomatoes. Blend in a food processor with a Chipotles en adobo, seasoning with lime juice, coriander and salt as above.

Classic roast salsa verde
Roast 500g tomatillos in place of the tomatoes (or if you can’t get them, use green tomatoes) and 2 serrano chillies in place of the jalapeño. Prepare as above.

(Quote, picture and recipe courtesy of Wahaca and Story PR)

Friday, 1 July 2011

Glastonbury part 2

As a disclaimer I must say that all the acts I saw at Glastonbury, even the ones that I didn’t think much of, so very obviously put their hearts and souls into performing on, what for many, will be the biggest stage of their careers. Each performance, bar one, was an absolute pleasure because they all contributed, bar one, into making an incredible event out of this world.
I’m only writing a short paragraph on each because I didn’t note down set lists, I observed as a fan and so would like to give you that little bit so you can decide whether to rush out and buy their album, go see them live or forget that they ever existed.

Thursday
Ledfoot, Bourbon Street stage - http://www.myspace.com/ledfootblues
He could have slipped into the Rolling Stones in appearance and a good old fashioned mastery of the blues. He talked about his ex-wives and children a lot as justification to keep on gigging but you could tell from the way he played that he loved to be on the road. On the cusp of being a real old blues man and if you see his name on a gig listing, worth a punt on a ticket.
Rhythm Waves, Blazing Saddles stage
A lovely Gaelic band who despite a minimal crowd, threw some enchanting little tracks into the sunny skies above Somerset.
Sandi Thom, Bourbon Street stage - http://www.sandithom.com/
I thought I knew what I was going to get. The woman most famous for being born too late and having flowers in her hair pulled off a majestic set in front of a crowd that gradually grew wilder for her. As she played, I watched and knew that I had made a mistake when over-looking this artist in the past. She finished with a haunting rendition of House of the Rising Sun and is most certainly worth the entrance fee (and cost of the new album) when she plays near you.

Friday
Metronomy, Pyramid stage - http://www.metronomy.co.uk/
You couldn’t find a much more suitable band to really kick off a glorious festival like Glastonbury. They are tuneful, have incredible beats and they are four very talented young musicians. In the perfect world, there would have been more sun but despite this, they most certainly are the band of the English Rivera. They even cracked out a recorder at one point. A must see for genuine music lovers and to be frank, I’m disappointed in myself that I hadn’t heard much of them before.
Two Door Cinema Club, Pyramid stage - http://twodoorcinemaclub.com/
The lead singer may look like my friend Rosie (and La Roux) but they certainly know how to play a perfectly rehearsed and positively bouncing indie-pop set. They were fun, vibrant but I would love to see them let loose and go wild. I’d certainly see them again and their album is most likely going to be a must for this summer.
The Inbredz, Bandstand - http://www.myspace.com/inbredz
An incredible comedy rap act that I stumbled across while moving between the Pyramid and Other stages. They had everybody in the audience moving despite the rain and a personal highlight was seeing two women who would make my grandmother look young, dancing to a song about masturbation in their sleep. Totally worth seeing if they play near you.
The Vaccines, Other stage – http://www.thevaccines.co.uk/
Much like Two Door Cinema Club, The Vaccines are a very well rehearsed, and undoubtedly very talented, indie-pop band. Their album is called, ‘What did you expect from The Vaccines?’ I expected what I got and wasn’t disappointed.  Another album to carry you through a fun summer time.
Guillemots, Oxleys in the West - http://www.guillemots.com
To me, they have always been one of the best bands playing the live circuit and in a low key acoustic set in a stage in the dance field, they did not let me down. As always emotive and beautiful and despite standing on tiptoes in the rain, they were as always, worth it.
The Wombats, Other stage - http://www.thewombats.co.uk/
The Wombats bands have always been a fun and emotive group who consistently strike a chord with their audiences. They wore all white despite the downpour and they provided some light relief to many who were starting wane. They belted out their hits and played some interesting, if not wholly original new material which seemed to capture the crowd’s imagination. I’d always recommend seeing this band and buying their albums.
Bright Eyes, Other stage - http://www.conoroberst.com/
What can I say? Bright Eyes have produced some of the greatest lyrics ever written and they were sung by enigmatic, if not a tad drunk, front man Conor Oberst, who has an incredibly powerful voice. They were everything and more than I expected and in hindsight, the five years it took for me to see this band seems like nothing compared to the time I will have the memories. Buy their whole back catalogue.
Radiohead, Park stage - http://www.radiohead.com/
If I’m honest, I am not a massive fan but I enjoyed what I watched of their ‘surprise’ (yes, everybody knew and that spoilt it as it was massively overcrowded) show on the park stage. They played their new album from beginning to end by all accounts but the rain drove me off the hill I was perched on to see them, so I cannot confirm this.
Mumford and Sons, Other stage - http://www.mumfordandsons.com/
I cried as I listened because walking in the mud, holding hands with someone you love and listening to some of the greatest folk/pop songs of this generation of London artists, is magical and deserved my happy tears. Their new stuff is sublime and I can’t wait for the next album and they play their old stuff with passion. You can see how much they love what they do and the whole crowd loved them back equally.
U2, Pyramid stage - http://www.u2.com
They played all of their hits, they had a man speak to them from outer space and every move Bono made was captured on the big screen like he was the star of a feature film. There is an old Chinese proverb that says: “You never know just quite how many U2 songs you actually know until you’re in a field in the pissing rain dancing and singing to them.” It’s true. They are masters of their craft and all their experience on the big stage showed.

Saturday
Dr Brian Cox and Robin Ince
I went to a recording of a radio4 show in the cabaret tent that featured the incredibly intelligent and good looking Dr Brian Cox and the comedian Robin Ince, as well as special guests including Billy Bragg and Graham Coxon. They discussed mythical versus rational in regards Glastonbury and they kept a full house entertained for a good hour. It was great value for my time and proved to me that I am a fool for not listening to more radio4.
Yuck, John Peel stage - http://www.myspace.com/yuckband
Although undoubtedly talented, I thought they were trying a bit too hard to look like rock stars. I couldn’t tell if the bassist was awake and the impression was to me and those I spoke to was that they appeared to be acting like they were a main stage band in waiting rather than grasping the opportunity in front of them. Despite that, an excellent band and I’m sure their album will be spectacular.
Jessie J, Other stage - http://jessiejofficial.com/
This ‘artist’ was so awful and seemingly arrogant that I joined the legions who left after one song.
Tinie Tempah, Pyramid stage - http://www.tinietempah.com/
This man rocked the house down. He is one of the most exciting artists that I have seen in a long time. I confess, I did not like his album at first listen but after seeing him perform, I will be giving it another go. He had such vibrancy that he made a good 40,000 bounce at his command. A true star in the making and I hope a headliner one day.
Jimmy Eat World, Other stage - http://www.jimmyeatworld.com/
I think I have the same complaint that everybody does about this band, it can get a bit samey. They were excellent at what they did but I felt they did what they did over and over in a similar fashion. I’d buy the album before I saw them again but as a support act for someone great, they’d do well.
Friendly Fires, Other stage - http://www.wearefriendlyfires.com/
They are a vibrant and skilled indie/electro pop band who performed a set that had everybody (except me who had put my back out a bit and had to sit on a blanket throughout most of the set but not through choice) bouncing. I’d love to see them again when I could be part of the action.
Elbow, Pyramid stage - http://www.elbow.co.uk/
This was a performance that will go down in the history of Glastonbury, Elbow were just incredible. No hyperbole is enough to explain how they made the crowd feel and everybody on site was singing, ‘Pull those curtains wide, a day like this a year will see me right’ for the rest of the festival. You have to see them, you have to buy their albums.
Coldplay, Pyramid stage - http://www.coldplay.com/
They were not what I expected, perhaps because like many I expected a drab, tuneful but otherwise slow performance and I am happy to say I was foolishly wrong. They set the stage on fire and sent out hundreds of giant balloons into a crowd that they had in the palm of their Oxfam key messages scrawled hands.

Sunday
Louise and the Pins, Avalon stage - http://www.myspace.com/louiseandthepins
This band produced music of such quality and beauty that it is easy to see why people like Martha Wainwright are queuing up to record with them. An unknown quantity too many but they will surely soon be a must have in any music fans record collection. Impeccably dressed and with excellent supporting musicians, this band have to have a massive future otherwise I fear for the music industry. Go see them ASAP.
Kitty, Daisy and Lewis, Avalon stage - http://kittydaisyandlewis.com/
A telling point was that the compare announced them as the hottest new band of the year, but I can recall them being around for at least five years. I don’t know whether that is a sign of bad management or bad PR but the band themselves certainly played with experience, verve and in a dynamic fashion not expected of a trio (supported by their parents) in their mid to late teens. All three of the named members were skilled on the whole spectrum of instruments that were on stage and they were a pleasure to watch. A hidden gem who hopefully won’t be hidden much longer.
The Wombles, Avalon stage
Although I only stayed for one song (Remember you’re a womble) this band of children’s entertainers were certainly much more value than some of the other bands at the festival. The butt of a very poor PR gaffe by Michael Eavis, they had a point to prove and they did.
Laura Marling, Pyramid stage - http://www.lauramarling.com/
She is so obviously talented and a song writer beyond her years but I am afraid that her lack of stage presence and big stage experience massively let her down. An excited crowd drifted and sadly many lost interest. She is incredible live and in an environment more suited to her and her albums are masterpieces.
Paul Simon, Pyramid stage - http://www.paulsimon.com/
His set appeared lacklustre throughout and left many disappointed until the last few songs when he played tracks from his Graceland album. I genuinely got the impression he wasn’t that fussed about being there until he came on for an encore to play ‘Call me Al’ and the crowd went wild. He then seemed to perk up and it made you think, why not to a set of crowd pleasers and actually enjoy yourself?
Plan B, Pyramid stage - http://www.time4planb.co.uk/
This is the set that disappointed me most throughout the whole weekend. The stage was too big, his voice showed its frailties and despite insisting on playing his second album front to end, he missed out two tracks to play them as encores and this immediately put the crowds backs up. If you’re doing a narrative performance, don’t move things around. He lacks the experience to dominate a huge stage like Elbow, Coldplay and U2 showed that they could. I would love to see him somewhere more intimate though, to let him prove me wrong.
Pendulum, Pyramid stage - http://www.pendulum.com/
I listened to these guys from my tent that overlooked the pyramid arena and they were absolutely mental. They had some amazing tracks and if my legs hadn’t been keen to drop off at this point, I would have loved to have been down there.
Beyonce, Pyramid stage - http://www.beyonceonline.com/
This girl knocked it OUT OF THE PARK! She did it and she did it in her first song. I was a sceptic and then I was converted. This performance will go down in history as one of the reasons that Glastonbury is what it is. A true surprise, a truly spectacular show and I am so glad that I wasn’t stupid enough to miss it. She was the only way to end a magical festival.

Now I am sure that throughout this I have upset some of you, remember though that these are my opinions and I am sure you have yours. If you write them, I will read them. If you comment I will reply. I have said what I believe and have linked every artist I could find links for so you can discover them for yourselves.
Discovering new music is an amazing thing to do, so pick one of the above and try them.